They are very well suited to each other – i can see that clearly (Groom) is the boss in
the relationship, whilst (Bride) is just the decision maker.
I'd like to compliment (Bride) on her many virtues she's patient, kind and
understanding which will help her put up with living with someone like (Groom).
Im so happy (Groom) found (Bride) shes intelligent, beautiful and works hard....
they say opposites attract.
Friends are like condoms.... They protect you when things get hard.
As we all look at the happy couple and we see how beautiful our Bride is, I know,
we are all thinking the same thing. (pause) Did he kidnap her or just use Chloroform.
(Groom) has married a real Gem. I would say lots of other nice things about (Bride), such as how intelligent she is,
but that would be pushing it because she’s just married (Groom) on her own free will.
It doesn’t seem like (Bride) and (Groom) should go together, but somehow they work. It’s
like (Bride) is the sweet to (Groom)’s sour sauce. Maybe they’ll have Chinese children. (Pause) That joke’s not to everyone’s taste.
(Groom) is extremely lucky to have met abeauty like (Bride). I know that she is
also a very hard worker … which should make for a nicely balanced marriage.
One thing I will say about (Bride) is she actually has a very good sense of humour. And she proved this today by
I’d like to thank all of you for coming ... but I wish you didn’t it would be less
pressure on me!
If Carlsberg did weddings this would be it beautiful women, Stunning bride,
fabulous food, drink flowing, handsome best man and oh (Groom) had to ruin it. Maybe (Bride) should have gone to Specsavers.
I recently discovered (Bride) loves Disney films and I’ve just realised today was
based on her favourite one the Princess and the Frog.
Today is a sad day for many single men as now another beautiful woman leaves the
available list and ladies today has passed by without so much as a ripple.
I must say (Bride) looks stunning today, (Groom) you look